“I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the technical aspects of it.”
New on the scene and rapidly getting massively popular, DJ ARSE SMELLO is not just your average masked DJ. He is the first DJ to market himself as a complete ass.
Coming from the gutter, his (brown) star is rising.
ARSE SMELLO: “I am the first to admit I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the technical aspects of it.”
“At my shows I use custom made handheld fart canons to hype up the crowd. They love it as I shove it. Butt with all the fame comes the negutivity. You know, they hate us cuz they anus.
One such doodood: #Marshmello
One of his reps contacted me the other day. He said “Marshmello is about to take names and kick (my) ass. Take off your mask and be a man about it.” I told him “Look who’s talking dot com.””
Anyway, I’m gonna step up my game so make sure to like and follow my shitload of social media:
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