Wait what? Looks like Tydi got himself into a Twitter beef with Deadmau5. Tydi took to Twitter to say Deadmau5 The post TYDI CALLS OUT…
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DEADMAU5 INVITES YOUTUBE DUDE TO MANSION AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE TECH!
We all know Deadmau5 is a huge tech nerd with way too much money to spend in his lifetime. But actually, we believe he did spend all of his money in his lifetime! …on Tech!! In this new YouTube video, we get a tour through Deadmau5′ huge mansion, with an emphasis on all the techy […]
Read MoreTHE META-REMIX. IT’S NOT A REMIX NOR A MASH-UP. SO WHAT IS IT?
DJs around the world are raving about the META-REMIX Mark Loren is a successful DJ/songwriter from Italy with songwriting credits for high profile artists like Corona. He has also gained experience producing tracks with the official remixers of major artists such as Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, The Black Eyed Peas and Bob Sinclar. You may have […]
Read MoreTHE BEST WAY TO BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IS TO RETIRE FROM IT
“IT HAS BEEN AN INDUSTRY SECRET, BUT RETIRING FROM DJ’ING WILL BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IN WAYS YOU’D NEVER IMAGINE” Often DJs ask us: “What is truly the best way to boost my DJ career? How can I fill my agenda with gigs a year out? How do I get people to flock to my […]
Read MoreCARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?
The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is expected to win the DJ MAG TOP 100. But rumors have it CARL COX is not having it. CARL COX, the multi-year winner of the list in its early stages supposedly is saddened by the […]
Read MoreA&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)
“Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams of agony to make something work” SKRILLEX is one such artists that enjoyed immense success in must a short amount of time. As a brostep pioneer, many believe that his production success can be sourced […]
Read MoreWINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)
When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground Windows Media Player drug culture originated. For years it was assumed the cause for Britain’s greatest drug epidemic of the last 25 years stemmed from out-of-control lads returning from the Spanish party island of Ibiza. There it was believed […]
Read MoreBURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE
“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s favorite survivalist cancelled a Burning Man appearance after concerns about the situation being ‘too survivalist’ for him. Grylls, who is used to staying in penthouse suites in nothing but 5 star hotels while taping his […]
Read MoreDEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES
“WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” DEADMAU5, arguably among the more talented people in EDM, rose to fame partly because of his notable Mouse helmet. However, rather than a gimmick, it’s reported to be a doctor’s prescription. Whenever Deadmau5 has to play another […]
Read MoreATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS
“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM festivals, an unexpected MOB OF ATHEISTS with megaphones showed up. After working the campgrounds in t-shirts that said “Sinners are Winners” and shouting “Why didn’t Noah swat those mosquitos?!” they proceeded to the hardhouse stage where The […]
Read MoreSOURCE: MARSHMELLO TO SUE DJ ARSE SMELLO? (SHARE)
“I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the technical aspects of it.” New on the scene and rapidly getting massively popular, DJ ARSE SMELLO is not just your average masked DJ. He is the first DJ to market himself as a […]
Read MoreTRUMP: “MY BIGGEST SACRIFICE? LISTENING TO BLUE DA BA DEE, DA BA DA.”
“At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in a world of backlash, DONALD TRUMP finally announced one of his many sacrifices: In the mid nineties, while on his first date with Melania Trump, he endured listening to Blue Da Ba Dee, Da Ba […]
Read MoreROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB
JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR AGAIN.” In light of the ongoing success of TB 303 clones and Roland’s own TB-3 digital update, Roland finally has decided on a fully analog re-release of the original TB-303, only with one difference: it’s […]
Read MoreDIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ MAG TOP 100 POLL reaches a climax in competition, DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE scramble to make sure they keep the top position this year. Last year they were incredibly successful with their iPad promo […]
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