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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)

When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground Windows Media Player drug culture originated. For years it was assumed the cause for Britain’s greatest drug epidemic of the last 25 years stemmed from out-of-control lads returning from the Spanish party island of Ibiza. There it was believed […]

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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE

“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.”   BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s favorite survivalist cancelled a Burning Man appearance after concerns about the situation being ‘too survivalist’ for him. Grylls, who is used to staying in penthouse suites in nothing but 5 star hotels while taping his […]

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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS

“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM festivals, an unexpected MOB OF ATHEISTS with megaphones showed up. After working the campgrounds in t-shirts that said “Sinners are Winners” and shouting “Why didn’t Noah swat those mosquitos?!” they proceeded to the hardhouse stage where The […]

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